Smoking Spaceman
I am in receipt of information that most sensible people would agree puts the world and all that live on its?
surface and underneath its waters in peril.
Now this is a long but important message to all in the civilized word and the inhabitants of the City of Manchester,
which is a colony close to Liverpool.
Now my story is of such importance to all intelligent life that it must be told.
It began right here where I’m sitting at my PC desk:
It was about nine in the evening. I was looking for naughty stuff to watch on the net when something that no reasonable person would like to witness happened on the field I overlook:
At first I thought it was one of those inflated balloons advertising tea bags. But I was astonished. The craft landed. It was in the shape of a tea cup.
Then a stairway was lowered and a fu+kin spaceman appeared.
It walked down the steps ,pulled down its pants and had a sh+te . It then walked back up the steps and the whole thing fu++ed off in a puff of smoke.
I rang my mate Al, and told him of what I’d seen.
(If you want me to continue with this. tellme
Go for it. can’t wait til episode two.
1980s Yonezawa Smoking Spaceman
